Grouch, grumble gamers, there’s a new version of “The Legend of Zelda” on the horizon. And if you’re the impatient/pirate type, you may have already played the game as it was leaked ten days before its official release date.
Since its launch in the year of our lord 1986, ‘Legend of Zelda’ (LoZ for you Nintendo sluts) has grown into one of the most successful video game franchises in geek history with nineteen entries, an animated TV show, manga adaptations and the crushed dream of a live action Netflix series.
The game revolves around the adventures of the left-handed, green-rocking, mute elven hero Link and the prophetic princess Zelda, a goddess reincarnated, as they fight for home, heart, and Hyrule against the supervillain demon king narcissist Ganon who wants to remake the world. in his own bad image.
Set for release on May 12, “The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom” is the sequel to 2017’s “Breath of the Wild,” set in the vastness of Hyrule and among the strange islands hovering above.
Celeb LoZ stans include Randy Orton, Ronda Rousey, and Robin Williams who named his daughter Zelda after the game’s titular character.
On the latest iteration, Nintendo asks: “Can you harness the power of Link’s new abilities to fight back against the evil forces that threaten the kingdom?”
We trust you can, but remember, “It’s dangerous to go alone,” so take this handy guide to the constellations as Zelda characters. Read on to learn more, and be sure to check out our zodiac overview of the Super Mario Bros.
Tulin
As the firstborn sign in the zodiac, there’s a brave, young, easily excitable innocence to the Aries spirit. Everything is new to them and everything seems possible, they take on challenges with enthusiasm and see setbacks as fuel. We see these qualities reflected in the wet behind the ears but always ready for battle energy of beaked and bow-carrying hero-in-training, Tulin.
Impa
Taurus people value beautiful clothes, a long, tedious search, and the ability to live and work in nature, all hallmarks of Impa’s character ark. Taurus are wise, formidable when called upon, slow to action or anger, patient and strong, and a tempering force in the lives of others. Impa is described as such by her older sister Purah: ‘She is incredibly responsible, but at what cost? She’s wound way too tight, if you ask me. I’m the type that rushes ahead once I’m inspired! Impa prefers to wait. But mostly waiting and waiting and waiting. Basically, she’s the one who puts an end to some of my crazier antics.
Tingling
Crafting a card, wielding catchphrases, making deals, rocking underwear as outerwear, youthful imposter prone to hovering of the literal and metaphorical variety, friendly fan favorite Tingle is undoubtedly a Gemini.
Princess Zelda
Cancer represents the divine feminine and mother archetype and Zelda is the incarnation of a female deity whose powers were passed down to her through matrilineal lineage. It follows. Cancers are often remembered for their sensitivity, but as Zelda proves time and time again, they are equally imbued with strength and the true spirit of survival. Burdened with guilt, prone to martyrdom, and imbued with magic, Zelda represents the holy trinity of Cardinal Water.
Lady Makeela Riju
Leo is the sign of royalty and as ruler of the fifth house of fun and games, synonymous with the inner child. Chief Lady Makeela Riju, a youthful, eager ruler in the most imposing headgear of any character, sits on a throne by day, but looks forward to the setting sun and her nightly retreat into the private company of stuffed animals and her own imagination. She is a capable leader, who, like most Leos, gives off the vibe that they would rather party than rule.
Clutch
A dutiful creature with few words, a humble attitude and many challenges, Link is a symbol of the Virgo spirit. Virgo rules the sixth house of service and as such is enlivened by purpose and the need to feel needed. In terms of modalities, Virgo is the mutable Earth and Link works as the ever-flexible avatar for Zelda’s legion of players. In “Breath of the Wild,” Zelda’s journal explains why Link rarely speaks, revealing that he thinks it is “necessary to stay strong and bear every burden in silence,” the guiding principle of many a Virgo like him.
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Agahnim
Libra is the sign of partnership and as such is represented by the scales and balances. The sun falls in Libra, and as the only sign in the zodiac represented by an inanimate object, natives need the influence, impulse, or activation of another person or force to take action. Enter Star Trek headband with gray claw Agahnim who acts as the evil avatar of Ganondorf. Second place is Mipha showing the brighter side of the Libra archetype and her Venusian nature by being lovingly devoted to Link and making our man a suit of marriage armor, a suitable metaphor for relationships in all realms.
Midna
Ruled by Pluto, the planet of death named after the Roman god of the underworld, Scorpios are not afraid of the dark and share a deep affinity for shadows. Enter Twilight Princess Midna who initially only speaks in cryptic hints, rules over a night kingdom and wears a hooded cloak. Like many Scorpios on first impression, Midna appears to be a selfish loner, but upon further investigation and after a few tests of courage and a martyr move by Zelda, Midna reveals herself to be immensely compassionate and loyal, willing to go to any lengths. right by those she deems worthy.
Prince Sidon
Prince Sidon is an imperturbable, relentlessly optimistic younger son who leads by example when it comes to staying on the bright side; even if his kingdom is plunged into disorder and suffering. A skilled warrior with a formidable fan club, Sidon represents the cheerful spirit of Sagittarius and the bubbly kid brother/botderline toxic positivity vibe they exude
Ganondorf
In the Major Arcana of the tarot, Capricorn is represented by the Devil card. About this likely sea goat, Ganondorf is a reincarnated demon king narcissist determined to recreate the world in his broken image. Cheerful. Caps are strivers, builders, strategists and doers who are always looking for the top and getting the best out of themselves. But when their pinnacle is absolute power and their pinnacle is ruthless rule, their resources become ugly, their greed runs deep, and they become incorrigible, punitive, and the prototype of rogue.
Happy mask seller
Aquarius, a fixed air sign represented by the mythical water bearer, is the zodiac’s undisputed cult leader/seller of snake oil. In kind, or cult as it were, the joy-promising, dubiously intended Happy Mask Salesman fits the mood of a sinister peddler. Aquarians, with their objectivity and dual reign, are hard to define and even harder to know, often wearing metaphorical masks that protect their true identities, a point made clear in HMS.
Skull child
Pisces people are ruled by Neptune, planet of imagination, deception and escape. As such, they are always looking for trapdoors, liminal spaces, dissociation, and the outer edges of reality. Fittingly, and according to LoZ lore, Skull Kids were kids who got lost in the woods and turned into fiendish creatures with a penchant for mischief and the ability to teleport. Like most Pisces, Skull Kid loves a group that sings along and is very susceptible to the influence of others. Furthermore, Pisces are known to fall in love easily and Skull Kids’ preferred currency is Pieces of Heart.
Astrology 101: Your Guide to the Stars
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. She is also an accomplished writer who has profiled a variety of performers and performers, chronicling her experiences while traveling extensively. Among the many intriguing topics she’s tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love of dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girl guide” to strip clubs, and the “weirdest” food available abroad.
